The worst thing about collecting a 24 hour urine sample is that you can't leave the house for very long.
YOU: Whatcha got in the bag?
ME: Oh, nothing, just 2 litres or so of cold, frothy piss. Mind if I put in in your fridge for an hour or two until I have to go again?
YOU: No problem, as long as I can still get at my 8-pack. Maybe I'll call some ladies and we'll have a party.
Fucking nephropathy. In the next life, I want to come back as a powerful cyborg, or maybe a nematode.
(Image from Land Line Media Blog)
1 comment:
You make me sick.
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